TimmyHMiddle East Solution: Operation Mini-Skirt
May 1st 2008 00:49
The West has tried everything to subdue the Middle East and the spread of Islam in recent years. They started by supporting neighbouring states in armed conflict, moved quickly to imposing military and economic sanctions and are currently engaged in disasterous and dubiously supported military campaigns with no end in sight. The Solution? Instead of dropping Bombs...Drop Mini-Skirts.
What better way could there be to undermine the Quoran and the Islamic faith? Imagine how little, Arab men would care about the conduct of the Western world if they had some gorgeous Lebanese women walking around scantily clad. Surely they could do nothing but thank us for the contribution to their daily lives. And with gratitude would come submission.
No doubt many such women would perish at the hands of dis-gruntled relatives. But I ask you...Isn't this a fair price to pay? Consider them "Suicide Dressers". The new Kamikaze of the fashion world. At the very least they won't have anywhere to hide their WMD. Terrorism would go out the window overnight!
Surely a piece of fabric would cost less than a few Kg of explosives. And while we're considering economic impacts think about how much easier it would be to make a mini-skirt than a HiJab. Not to mention the savings in air-conditioning costs that the gentle flesh cooling breeze would allow for.
The Mini-Skirt ladies and gentlemen. The solution to all the woes of the world.
What better way could there be to undermine the Quoran and the Islamic faith? Imagine how little, Arab men would care about the conduct of the Western world if they had some gorgeous Lebanese women walking around scantily clad. Surely they could do nothing but thank us for the contribution to their daily lives. And with gratitude would come submission.
No doubt many such women would perish at the hands of dis-gruntled relatives. But I ask you...Isn't this a fair price to pay? Consider them "Suicide Dressers". The new Kamikaze of the fashion world. At the very least they won't have anywhere to hide their WMD. Terrorism would go out the window overnight!
Surely a piece of fabric would cost less than a few Kg of explosives. And while we're considering economic impacts think about how much easier it would be to make a mini-skirt than a HiJab. Not to mention the savings in air-conditioning costs that the gentle flesh cooling breeze would allow for.
The Mini-Skirt ladies and gentlemen. The solution to all the woes of the world.
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