Keyboard Jeans
June 3rd 2008 00:13
These new Erik De Nijs would have to be the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. Are they Fashion? Art? or some disgusting mutant hybrid with a technobabble twist?
It makes no sense to take things this far...you can't seriously need access to a keyboard this badly can you? The designer boasts that These “modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police.
Yes, exactly!! EXACTLY! You should be reported to the fashion police you mad man. But it doesn't stop there. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers. Move around the back and you have a built in pocket for your mouse, which to be honest, should be your only friend in the world if you're wearing these jeans. The perversely placed joystick for you computer gamers, located in the zipper region just tops of the spalsh of stupid that is this "fashion" experiment.
YUK!
It makes no sense to take things this far...you can't seriously need access to a keyboard this badly can you? The designer boasts that These “modern shaped trousers which are often worn by youngsters..” are the perfect solution for Googling quick exits while running from the fashion police.
Yes, exactly!! EXACTLY! You should be reported to the fashion police you mad man. But it doesn't stop there. Built into the knees are a pair of crotch rocking speakers. Move around the back and you have a built in pocket for your mouse, which to be honest, should be your only friend in the world if you're wearing these jeans. The perversely placed joystick for you computer gamers, located in the zipper region just tops of the spalsh of stupid that is this "fashion" experiment.
YUK!
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